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Beach Please! I'm A MotherF'n Mermaid 9oz Funny Candle Malicious Women Co

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Beach Please! I'm A MotherF'n Mermaid 9oz Funny Candle Malicious Women CoBeach Please! I'm A MotherF'n Mermaid Infused With: Tidal Trauma & a Strong Desire to Drag a Man to the Bottom NOTE: This product will be shipped separately if purchased with other brands. Thanks Vessel Color: Amber Lid Color: Black Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes) Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free) Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax Grown In The USA 9oz Size: 2. 75" (W or Diameter) x 3. 5" (H with lid), 9. 125" (Circumference) Burn Time Approx: 9oz 40+

Beach Please! I'm A MotherF'n Mermaid Infused With: Tidal Trauma & a Strong Desire to Drag a Man to the Bottom

NOTE: This product will be shipped separately if purchased with other brands. Thanks
Vessel Color: Amber
Lid Color: Black
Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)
Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)
Wax: 100% Organic Soy Wax Grown In The USA
9oz Size: 2.75" (W or Diameter) x 3.5" (H with lid), 9.125" (Circumference)
Burn Time Approx: 9oz 40+ Hours
Hand Poured in the USA

No toxins, no parabens, no phthalates, just guilt-free glow. We pair it with all-cotton, zinc and lead-free wicks and premium fragrance oils for a burn that’s clean, safe, and smells incredible from first light to last flicker. And because we actually give a damn, every bit comes from renewable sources.

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Lacy Henry
Draper, US
★★★★★ 3
Spray stops working
Size: 5 Ounce (Pack of 2)
I’ve been buying this product for awhile and keep experiencing issues. It protects your skin well but is sometimes hard to spray and half the time the nozzle stops working while there is still product in the bottle.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 27, 2024
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Alison
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect
Size: 5 Ounce (Pack of 2)
Goes on easy, protects well from the sun.
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Maria D
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Favorite sunblock!
Size: 5 Fl Oz (Pack of 2), Style: SPF 50
Smells great, goes on easy & I have never burned wearing this ( I am super fair btw). Your skin glistens. Love this stuff!!!
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KERI M
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
We didn't get burned!
Size: 5 Fl Oz (Pack of 2), Style: SPF 50
Works as it should. Satisfied the requirement for traveling in Mexico and swimming in the cenotes.
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Harris D. Levin
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 1
Terrible delivery system. Unable to use
Size: 5 Fl Oz (Pack of 2), Style: SPF 50
I know the product is good because the cream form works well. The spray product is terrible. With both sprayers, I could not get the spray to work. I am not an idiot and I know how the sprays should work, but they don't. A product is no good if you can't get it out to use. It is awful. I will NEVER buy this product again unless they change the delivery system. NEVER!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 12, 2026

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